unclefather:

i love that kids don’t understand the concept of money. i heard a kid at walmart today grab a bag of beef jerky and say “i’m just going to have this” and when his mom said “you can’t just take that” he said “who is going to stop me” 

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hold up

lovelydeck:

pass-the-sass-please:

okay. I found this website that has a collection of people who made their prom outfits out of duct tape, yes, DUCT TAPE.

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can we all just take a moment

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to appreciate all of the hard workimage

that must have gone into these outfits

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like damn, that is a lot of duct tape and dedication

good job guys

There is actually a competition run by duck tape for the best duck tape prom dress and suit. I believe the winner gets like a ton of scholarship money!

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kingcheddarxvii:

I volunteered at an animal shelter yesterday and while I was hosing down the dozenth dirty dog kennel I thought to myself “why am I doing this without pay again?” and then I walked into the room with like 15 kittens in it and they all started meowing at me and I was like, yes, that’s why

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narglesatemyhomework:

date a boy who reads.  date a boy who writes.  date a boy who writes you fifteen-page love letters.  date a boy who hides behind statues while pretending to read just to gaze adoringly at you.  date marius pontmercy.

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iwentmuchfurther:

"Now, where you sit in the cafeteria is crucial, because you’ve got everybody there.

You’ve got your freshmen,

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ROTC guys, 

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preps,

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J.V. jocks,

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Asian nerds,

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cool Asians, 

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varsity jocks,

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unfriendly black hotties,

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girls who eat their feelings,

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girls who don’t eat anything,

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desperate wannabes,

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burnouts,

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sexually active band geeks,

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the greatest people you will ever meet,

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and the worst.”

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Inspired by x

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thereisnoblognameonlyzuul:

jaclcfrost:

[finds the most sarcastic asshole in the series] my love

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operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

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and-the-two-idiots:

stripedpants:

My brother’s friend was starting to apply for colleges. And one of the colleges he applied to required a 3 page essay explaining what daring meant to them.

So being the clever person he was

On the each page he wrote 1 word with huge font,

THIS

IS

DARING

And he later got accepted. 

this is my favorite story on tumblr

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