aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall
Huge Saint Bernard dog being needy
If you were in the maze would you rather be in a maze with just girls or just boys?
writhing pile of cat children. disgusting
sounds like a fucking traffic chopper
THIS IS THE CUTESTTHINGKITTIEES
#slytherins aren’t evil #slytherins are self-serving #slytherins are loyal to what is THEIRS and theirs alone #if the fact that narcissa malfoy #a slytherin #will LIE to the dark lord about his greatest foe being alive #over the smallest hope of saving her son doesn’t tell you that #then idk how to help you
So today, for a theater class, kids dressed up like gods and goddesses and one kid came as Dave
im doing this
"What god are you supposed to be?"
"I’m the Knight of Time, the God of Sick Beats."
and, if you can’t get toasted pearl Couscous handpicked and blessed by a Moroccan shaman on the first tuesday of the winter harvest for your Sautéed Escarole then store bought is fine
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Tina Belcher » ”Dad, if you believe you’re beautiful, you will be. I did.”